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It is a shark. It is about 10 inches long. It has been waiting on this shelf since 2003.
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Consulting the ocean
RESULT
100% match. Also 100% match for every other answer. The ocean does not make mistakes.
ONLYHollow inside. Bites nothing. Judges everything.
$13.37 $999.99 SAVE 98.66%
A realistic great white shark model, about 10 inches long, grey with a white belly and an open mouth full of opinions. Fits on a desk, a shelf, a dashboard, or in your soul.
â Bruce was added. He knew you would.
| Species | Great white (Carcharodon carcharias) |
|---|---|
| Length | About 10 in (25 cm) of pure apex energy |
| Weight | About 5 oz (145 g). Heavy with meaning. |
| Material | Hollow plastic, one solid pose |
| Teeth | Yes (emotionally) |
| Ages | Not certified for kids under 3 |
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Finally, someone made a toy of me. The resemblance is uncanny. I have never looked so good on a desk.
Handsome guy. One star off because his head is the wrong shape. Mine is better.
I am 12 meters long and he is pocket-sized. We are the same on the inside.
Very calm. Does not move. Honestly my role model.
Back in my day sharks were 18 meters. Kids today. Still, nice teeth.
Bruce is a realistic great white shark model. He is about 10 inches (25 cm) long and weighs about 5 oz (145 g). He is grey with a white belly and an open mouth full of teeth. He is made of hollow plastic and does not move: he is a display model, not an action figure.
Bruce costs $13.37 USD. Standard shipping to the US is free.
Shipping is free. Bruce only ships to the United States for now. Orders take 1 to 3 days to process, then arrive in 5 to 11 business days.
All sales are final. If Bruce arrives damaged, arrives wrong, or never arrives, contact us within 30 days of the delivery date with your order number and we will send a replacement or a full refund. You do not need to send him back.
Bruce is a plastic display model. He has not been certified as a children's toy, so keep him away from kids under 3 and supervise younger children.
Wipe Bruce with clean water and dry him. Keep him out of direct sunlight.
He can get wet, but he is a hollow display model, not a bath toy. If he gets wet, wipe him with clean water and let him dry.
Our spirit animal quiz has exactly one possible result: a toy great white shark. The ocean does not make mistakes.
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